After showering last night, I decided to use up the last of a bottle of baby oil I received as part of a baby shower present for Anya. Aside from one bout of cradle cap, I never really used it on her, and I have another huge bottle should the baby require such treatment. Plus, I have had crazy dry skin as of late. The kind that keeps me up half the night itching, when I’m already not sleeping well. So I lubed myself up like a wrestler. My thirsty skin sucked in the oil immediately; rather than feeling greasy, I felt…well, baby soft. So I had high hopes for this stuff.
I still scratched all night.
When I got up this morning, I realized why:
Time to make my own baby oil, I guess.